Glassed

Dear interweb,

I was just sitting in the bus on my way home while a not unpretty girl sat next to me. It was sunny outside and I was wearing my shades, the bus haven't left the station yet and it was parked under a covered area.
The girl asked me of I always wear my shades indoors, I smiled and said that I'm not going to take them off for every piece of shadow. Then she showed me her glasses: the ones that go dark when your outside and are like regulars when inside.
She started explaining that regular glasses these days are a fashion item, not just handy. I told her: "I don't need glasses, but even if I started wearing glasses that are 00-/-00 my eyes would get used to them. I don't want that, my eyes are just fine"!

And then she hit me...well, actually: IT hit me. She wasn't just a sweet girl, trying to have a nice conversation on the bus! No, she was holding a salestalk and the changing glasses she was wearing were the product! After I figured that out and told her, the next stop she just up and left. Uncoolish, ha?

Peace...and out,
Shade